intexticated

Result of texting on your cellphone while driving.

Oh shit! That guy's intexticated! He gonna run right into that telephone pole!

by Klite49 August 23, 2012

inlosticated

Being intoxicated to the extent of not having any knowledge of where you are physically.

Friend 1: "What happened last night?"

Friend 2: "I don't know, but Friend 3 kept saying he had no idea where he was or what was going on."

Friend 1: "What a wimp, he was only like 5 drinks in before he got inlosticated."

by coreycandrum July 13, 2012

intexticated

An addiction to text at all times, like driving, getting ready for work, at work, to family. Etc.

John was intexticated while driving which made him unable to pay attention to the road and was texting instead.

by TRESSIE LEE CAPOZZELLI April 7, 2019

Intoxicated with red rum

“Intoxicated with red rum” is a cryptic way of saying “I have/been given the sudden urge to murder.” This most likely comes from the song “Redrum”by Freddie Dredd.

Karen: Transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the restrooms!
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...

by Inkbee August 1, 2020

carnivorously intoxicated

Feeling a head change or altered physiological state of being based on and/or due to an aggressive and high intake of meats.

I just ate a side of beef..I'm carnivorously intoxicated.

by Vin Nguyen September 22, 2015

Skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle

The wise words of Tiger JK🫡

K-pop fan #1: “omg do you remember what Tiger JK said in topline by skz?????”
K-pop fan #2: “do you mean skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle???”

K-pop fan #1: “yeah omg, that was so iconic”

by anonymous September 13, 2023

InTexticated

people that text and drive in a daze and arn't paying attention to driving

"InTexticated"

Has a new word for people that text and drive
"Intexticated"
I'm wondering if there going to come up with a device to determine if your in Intexticated or not while driving ???????

by RowdyRebel November 17, 2009