Internet Explorer 

Microsoft's attempt to dominate the Internet by integrating this poor excuse of a browser with every Windows OS, although this was deemed illegal, they made some bullshit up about it being a core part of Windows. So in the end, they integrated this POS into Windows.

IE is buggy, has many security holes, is slow, supports ActiveX so websites can install their XXX dialers on our systems, and finally, it's not standards compliant, so 80%+ web pages have sloppy HTML which doesn't work with standards compliant browsers, only IE. How convenient.

Internet Explorer is the most COMMON browser, but NOT the most popular.

Internet Explorer by generic October 16, 2004

internet explorer 

Pros:
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox

Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...

237. It just plain sucks

About 60 seconds after he first opened it up on his new computer, Jimmy was finished using Internet Explorer - for 2-4 years.

internet explorer by hoyclan December 22, 2009

Internet Explorer 

The best web-browser in the world for downloading Mozilla Firefox.

When it comes to downloading Mozilla firefox, Internet Explorer does a magnificent job.

Internet Explorer by John #2 July 12, 2005

internet explorer 

Us. We are internet explorers

Me:"Hey Sam, we're internet explorers."
Sam:"Dear god"

internet explorer by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

Internet Explorer 

The browser to use if you want a computer full of evil spyware.

I just love a slow browser. That's why I use Internet Explorer.

Internet Explorer by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Internet Explorer 

A security-hole riddled, god-awful web browser bundled with Microsoft Windows. Alternatively known as Idiot Exploiter, it looks like complete crap compared to better, more secure browsers such as Mozilla Firefox.

Internet Explorer sucks.

Internet Explorer by Alias February 18, 2005

Internet explorer 

See shit. Only function in life to be used to Download a new Browser & OS.

"I have to go take an IE."

Internet explorer by Jesus February 7, 2005