interns

Homeless kids that you take in and support in exchange for ridiculous favors. They can be summoned with a conch shell.
Chase: I'm too drunk to walk.
Jared: Get the interns to carry you.
Chase: *blows into conch shell* INTERNS!
Lance and Adler(in unison): How may we be of service?
by tuesdayspirits December 16, 2008
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Internal

The feeling you get when your principal (or anyone for that matter) tries to be funny and fails miserably and you are a witness.

Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment.

The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Carly: Seeing JohnDoe dance in front of the whole school was the most uncomfortable thing of my life.

Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
by xsarahhx12 January 14, 2011
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intern

Bill and Al fucked her intern.
by aereilly August 03, 2003
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intern

A person who willingly gives up valuable vacation time to work for a company between semesters (mainly summer). Some of these aren't paid, and people (usually undergrads) do it for the sake of having experience for their future "career."
-Is joe going to come along to Alaska too?

-no, the guy is an intern at some corporate office in Phoenix.

- aww poor guy!
-yea, we'll be fishing, hiking, and picking blueberries while he sits there filing papers all day.
by Krackerjacksnacks June 13, 2017
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internally

I'm going to internally kill you
by Internally February 28, 2017
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internate

To be completely engaged or soley focused on the Internet for a great deal of time.
Instead of going out tonight, I'll probably just stay home and Internate.
by danh April 05, 2006
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Internity

A combination between the concept of eternity and internet to name a really really slow connection.
I cant download my tv show on this crappy internet, it takes forever. Its internity
by Jason MDC December 09, 2009
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