Computer hardware company who are constantly advertising whatever expensive, overstated pentium crap they're pushing at that time. Strangely, my old intel pc never crashed until after I'd had it for three years.
by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004
Influential semiconductor manufacturer, most notably for making x86 series of computer microprocessors for the well past its sell-by date, PC platform. Despite newer and potentially better architectures coming along, Intel continues to throw billions and billions at the same compromised to all hell, 1970s derived, archaic chunks of fan-encrusted kludge, with bolted on bells and whistles enough to keep it just ahead of the game, rather that get their heads together with all the other bigwigs, rip up the tattered old PeeCee blueprints, and put those billions into giving us a new, no compromises computer platform that we should have had 15 years ago.
by Dark 1 January 11, 2004
A micro-processor (and other hardware components) manufacturer that needs to taught the meaning of the word innovation. In this respect, rival AMD is no better, having produced absolutely nothing original since its creation. Competition is currently so cut-throat that both companies are shit-scared of each other, trying to cover their asses from the next big dud (HyperThreading anyone?).
Now that clock-speed mania has finally subsided, both companies are rushing to finalise production of affordable 1st-generation dual-core PCs. A sensible prediction would be that the Intel Smithfield core will be obscenely expensive but will most definitely outperform AMD's dual-core answer (and yes, I do realise that current stats show otherwise). To top off with the proverbial icing on the cake, both companies capitalise on enthusiast hype to market their bloody awful technology which has been sucking shit through a straw for the past 10 years (much longer for Intel). Neither of these two giants have the foresight to invest in something more feasible for the 21st century; more specifically, quantum processing.
The companies have tremendous fan-following (most of the fans being utterly fucked in the head) despite their childish one-upmanship which has been going on for seemingly an eternity.
Now that clock-speed mania has finally subsided, both companies are rushing to finalise production of affordable 1st-generation dual-core PCs. A sensible prediction would be that the Intel Smithfield core will be obscenely expensive but will most definitely outperform AMD's dual-core answer (and yes, I do realise that current stats show otherwise). To top off with the proverbial icing on the cake, both companies capitalise on enthusiast hype to market their bloody awful technology which has been sucking shit through a straw for the past 10 years (much longer for Intel). Neither of these two giants have the foresight to invest in something more feasible for the 21st century; more specifically, quantum processing.
The companies have tremendous fan-following (most of the fans being utterly fucked in the head) despite their childish one-upmanship which has been going on for seemingly an eternity.
Intel released the world's first 64-bit commercial micro-processor, naming it the Itanium. Guess what? It was the biggest piece of steaming crap since Apple's Macintosh OS.
AMD has rummaged through Intel's trashbin since the dawn of the company, and has proven to be exceedingly good at sorting through filth, copying everything Intel has created to date.
Both idiot-companies are still pushing the 25 year old binary processor architecture, by waging an electron-pushing war.
AMD has rummaged through Intel's trashbin since the dawn of the company, and has proven to be exceedingly good at sorting through filth, copying everything Intel has created to date.
Both idiot-companies are still pushing the 25 year old binary processor architecture, by waging an electron-pushing war.
by TheEnlightened March 24, 2005
Definition 1:
"AMD is so much better than Intel!"
"Intel really hasnt made good CPUs in a while."
Definition 2:
"We have recently received intel regarding hamburgers."
"AMD is so much better than Intel!"
"Intel really hasnt made good CPUs in a while."
Definition 2:
"We have recently received intel regarding hamburgers."
by blorpburnday February 20, 2021
A company that wastes sand to make overpriced central processing units (don’t let the term confuse you for them actually being able to do shit) that isn’t even the best you can get anymore, but hey, it’s the only thing not overpriced due to the shortage, but that’s just because nobody wants them.
Person 1 (idiot): I only use intel because it’s so fast and reliable.
Person 2 (Linus Sebastian): Are you mentally ill?
Person 2 (Linus Sebastian): Are you mentally ill?
by Thislop June 11, 2021
A laughing stock.(shit)
by Literally_Decaffeinated November 10, 2020