instasteria

Obsession with Instagram posts to attract likes and comments

This fashionista has instasteria, posts every day!

by karim_the_great September 22, 2019

Instaspamming

To post many photos on Instagram at a time.

Sheila is instaspamming me, when I signed in on Instagram saw only her face...50 times.

by BrookeDania5 October 1, 2012

instasham

When someone looks way hotter on Instagram than in real life; exaggerating one's physical appearance using filters on Instagram.

Saw this girl on Instagram, she looked smokin' hot, but when I met her in real life, she was questioable at best... What an Instasham!

by joelv67 August 20, 2014

Instastalker

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.

Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"

by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014

instastalker

A friend who follows all of your friends, even if they don't know the person

That girl is an instastalker!

by definethis1 June 9, 2014

Instasweat

Instasweat is a condition where a person becomes instantly covered in sweat upon entering an area of intense heat and 100% humidity. Instasweat is the result of sweat not being able to be evaporated from the body due to the combination of high heat and humidity conditions in the environment.

I went out on the porch to have a smoke and within seconds found myself covered with instasweat.

by KJ&CLKemp August 10, 2010

Instascam

When a person photoshops their instagram photos.

"Damn, Lilly's got a big booty in this pic!"
"Nah, that's photoshop. She's such an instascam."

by somuchword June 28, 2015