Insaine

Mispronunciation of the word 'insane'. The 'ai' part is pronounced as 'I'. Goes well with 'faice'.

- Your faice is insaine
- My faice is insaine
- You're insaine in the faice

by Jamie Freeman February 25, 2008

instafire

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.

If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire

by Mattsolit February 24, 2006

Instafriends

1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks.

Upon returning from cruise one Navy Sailor to a Navy Wife instantly hit it of as BFFL over a few beers and a wicked game of Rummy.

BAM Instafriends for life!!!!

by !3blackcats December 21, 2008

Instaflex

When people post photos on Instagram trying to stunt

These ho's fillin' up my instaflex thinking they special.

by Mayoyo January 1, 2013

instafinger

When a persons finger or thumb start to cramp or twitch,

Finger twitching may seem alarming, Many cases are the result of stress, anxiety, or muscle strain, or social media

Finger twitching and muscle spasms may be more prevalent now than ever because texting and gaming are such popular activities.

While most cases finger twitching is mild, some instances may be an indication of a serious nerve condition or movement disorde

I have been diagnosed with a condition called instafinger...

by West London GP medical center February 21, 2022

instafan

that one person you don't really know that likes all your pics on Instagram

"I just posted a new pic on Insta. I'm still waiting for my instafan's like cause I kno I can always count on them."

by italianpotato January 3, 2016

instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017