We were innuendoing on the phone all night.
by SaucyArtist May 11, 2016
Get the innuendoing mug.Subtle or not-so-subtle implications to sexual activity in an otherwise seemingly innocuous phrase. It's excellent if you have a dirty/weird sense of humor.
Some luscious examples of innuendo-
Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"
Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"
Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"
Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"
"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."
"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"
"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."
-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"
"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."
"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."
And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.
Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"
Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"
Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"
Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"
"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."
"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"
"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."
-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"
"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."
"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."
And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.
by Lorelili December 28, 2005
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suggestive of an innuendo
Boy 1: Let's make up weird pickup lines
Boy 2: Okay
Boy 1: "Let me stick my pin your cushion"
Boy 2: That would just innuendoish enough to make it.
Boy 2: Okay
Boy 1: "Let me stick my pin your cushion"
Boy 2: That would just innuendoish enough to make it.
by Alyssia Lui May 2, 2009
Get the innuendoish mug.Inocencia is sick a great friend and will do anything for her friends and if you are dating one or know one, you are very lucky! She is beautiful person and don’t mess with any of her friends because she WILL get involved and she is just a great person in general.
Guy 1: bro Inocencia is so hot
Guy 2: haha your lame if you think she would ever fall for someone like you, she’s wayyyy out of your liege
Guy 2: haha your lame if you think she would ever fall for someone like you, she’s wayyyy out of your liege
by Anonymous123_4 July 21, 2019
Get the inocencia mug.Pretty self explanatory but when a bullet grazes ur precious hair... then u yell IOUEOEUEOEUEKAKASHUM
by Bobbie Newtron2 acc January 11, 2021
Get the IOUEOEUEOEUEKAKASHUM mug.1.When something is said that could be taken in a sexual or inappropriate way (innuendo), one shouts "innuendo bingo" to point it out to all the slow people.
- can also be used in a way that the first wins
2. It is a feature on Scott Mills' Radio 1 show (or sirrius xm) in which innuendo's are played on the air.
- now expanded in a way that one puts water in ones mouth and has to try and keep it in whilst innuendo is played out.
- can also be used in a way that the first wins
2. It is a feature on Scott Mills' Radio 1 show (or sirrius xm) in which innuendo's are played on the air.
- now expanded in a way that one puts water in ones mouth and has to try and keep it in whilst innuendo is played out.
1. person 1 "ooh its a bit hard"
person 2 "innuendo bingo!"
2. person 1 "ooh its a bit hard"
person 2 *spits out beverage*
person 2 "innuendo bingo!"
2. person 1 "ooh its a bit hard"
person 2 *spits out beverage*
by oli123456789 October 27, 2009
Get the Innuendo Bingo mug.The ability to see inuendos in anything. Only direct descendants from God (Or the Virgin Mary) have this ability, however some people were given the ability accidentally at birth, but it is locked deep within them.
by The Virgin Mary (: April 13, 2010
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