Insured by Smith and Wesson

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.

The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.

by Amzngguy June 27, 2009

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inured

made accostomed to something difficult or painful

She was around it so long she inured it.

by Morgan tee January 28, 2008

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having sex with a partner but trying to create some sort of injury while having sex with them. The goal is to have your sexual partner injured afterwards and have to make some sort of pain must be afflicted. Any type of scratching, hitting, biting, punching, slapping, kicking or stabbing will do.

I got so mad at my girlfriend last night that I injurefucked her so hard that she couldn't go to work the next day.

by Ween75 November 16, 2006

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inured

after you've been bent over and taken up the ass too many times, you'll accept anything.

e.g. society is hopelessly inured

by g.m. hooker October 31, 2013

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Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

by Maddog May 22, 2014

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