infidel

One who does not believe in the Banyan way; generally considered a fool.

We happened across a bunch of infidels while wandering the North Woods. We slew them and ransacked their campsite.

by Almighty Banyan April 10, 2003

infidel

a child, acting like an infant. Immature person

Look at all those infidels, what a bunch of children

by wonderwomen1234567890 March 16, 2009

infidel

See USA

*planes flying overhead, then explosion*

Osama "die american infidel"

by i hate your mother February 18, 2004

infidel

There are two main types of infidel:
1. Spanish: These are controled by the queen of the infidels, they are infidelic 100% of the time but are not particularly harmful once properly house trained
2. Morrocan: Despite being dormant most of the time, when a morrocan becomes infadelic it is highly dangerous and uncontrolable and must be avoided at all costs

1. Quiet infidel! or i shall purge you 'till you DIE from it!!
2. He's being infadelic! Morrocanly! RUN!!

by hex_ten December 23, 2004

inFidel

Depending on who you talk to, can equally refer to either someone who supports or opposes former Cuban leader Castro's ideologies.

I imagine you could question Achmed regarding his views of inFidels, but proceed at your own risk --- his feelings would likely be so strong in that regard that he might "keel" you just for asking him about it!

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

Infidel

An absolute mong who has no idea wtf they are on about

‘The earth is flat’
‘Shut up Rowan u infidel’

by Rowano grevious May 31, 2018

masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.

I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011