I need healing

Something Genji mains love saying for whatever strange reason. Sometime they’ll say it when at 199/200 hp. Sometimes even when full health. RARELY when they really need healing. Most of the time though, it’s just to piss people off.

Genji-I NEED HEALING
Mercy-Genji your at full health
Genji-I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

by Genji needs healing May 2, 2018

All I need

A phrase that can be used when leaving a room or situation with an object in hand. The person states what they are leaving with saying that it is all they need. It is made funnier by grabbing another item and saying that this plus what the person already has in all they need.
Make popular in the 80's with Steve Martin in the Jerk

"I dont anything. Well maybe just this ashtray but thats all i need. And this paddle game. The Ashtry, the paddle game and this remote control. The ashtray the paddle game and the remote control is all i need."

by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007

I need to be held

Term used to describe how a lot of us feel when confronted with the joys of daily life.

Time to go to work - I need to be held

I have a cold - I need to be held

My house fell over - I really need to be held.

I need to be held is also a very effective way of hurting someone (if you are that way inclined (Refer: Bogan or Succubus):
"I need to be held, but not by you"
Trust me, it doesnt feel good

by Luke Warm August 15, 2008

I need some steak!

An exclamation of frustation

Damn. I lost! I need some steak!

by Calcium101 May 25, 2016

I need to do my homework

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

I need time to think

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009