incontinent

A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.

Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."

by Don August 13, 2004

Incontinent

Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.

Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.

Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.

by toutestpossible August 11, 2010

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023

Incontinental

Like when old people cant hold on. "Incontinence"

I peed every time I coughed I was coughing so hard. It was pretty funny peeing my pants every 5 minutes. Now I know how it feels to be incontinental.

by MightyBoy August 5, 2008

Cultural Incontinence

The inability to hold back politically incorrect or culturally offensive comments or thoughts. Sometimes leaked out by accident or without crass intentions.

while interviewing an immigrant candidate for a job position using a phrase such as,

"Well, I guess we're all in the same boat . . .oh, I'm sorry for my cultural incontinence, it embarasses me all the time"

by JustanotherJoe December 10, 2009

social incontinence

A person who cannot keep his/her mouth shut and/or says highly innappropriate things in public.

Wow, that dude suffers from social incontinence. He is so totally socially incontinent!

by brattygurl July 23, 2010

mentally incontinent

A person who always says out loud any thought that comes into his/her head, usually with hilarious or mortifying results.

Friend: "We were talking about Donna's new husband Dave, and Anita blurted out that she used to sleep with him!"

Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"

by Hexfet November 23, 2009