incognitoe

When a woman has a tight pair of jeans on and only SOMETIMES has cameltoe depending on her movements.

Look! Cameltoe. Wait, it disappeared. Nope, there it is again.

by EricaB February 1, 2005

incognito

when u got a girlfriend but u got that female on the side.

im about to come schwooop you up and ride out on 22's incognito so we dont get caught!

by Marv February 9, 2005

incognito

cheat.

by ~ March 19, 2003

incognito mode

A mode in Google's new Chrome browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the user's computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.

"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in Google Chrome?"
"Incognito mode man. Ctrl+Shift+N."

by Professor R August 5, 2009

Richie Incognito

To sexually pleasure oneself in a covert manner. Often done during vacations or when sleeping in a room with other people. Usually done under the covers. Requires great dexterity and usually only undertaken by elite fappers. Originated from the former Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito, who was known to masturbate profusely, though discretely, during football practice.

1. Samuel's girlfriend had been at a horse show for five days when his parents called for a surprise family vacation. With his sister in the room at the hotel, he was forced to Richie Incognito every night for a whole week.
2. Bored on the 10 hour transatlantic flight, Jabes Richie Incognito'd three times before his mother caught him and slapped him.
3. Richie Incognitoing is a commonplace at boarding schools.

by jecksta October 14, 2014

guy incognito

Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.

"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

incognito mode

A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.

Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."

by Overstored Milk May 1, 2016