Innocence

There's no such thing as human innocence, therefore there is no innocence to shatter in anybody.

There never lived an innocent human being, so there never was any innocence to shatter.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2019

Innocence Stealer

Someone who steals someone's innocence by saying something that looks innocent but really has a dirty meaning.

C: Lol. Mouthwash.
A: Mouthwash?
C: A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth. :P
A: Y-you... innocence stealer..

by XeLaa December 19, 2009

Innocence Theory

"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.

"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"

"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."

by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021

assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

warriors of innocence

They are the group of people who went through Live Journal and indescriminately deleted people for interests that deemed as "pedophile" like. They pissed off a lot of people by knocking off many a beloved fandom site.

Those warriors of innocence reported my journal because one of my interest was "Boy love" but that's because I love watching boys make out with each other. WTF

by Kitty Kat Keller June 19, 2007

innocence

Something you lose when you use the Internet
You're probably not innocent

Andy: Have you seen Pornhub.com?
Harry: Fuck you! you ruined my innocence.

by A horrible Person August 24, 2017

Innocence

A person who hasn't made it past 2nd base. Someone who has never been touched in a sexual way over or under clothing and hasn't touched the other gender's genitals, includes having sex.

David: Bro, I took Layla's innocence last night when she gave me a handjob.
Andy: Awesome! It's about time, she was innocent for way too long!

by Just Answering Questions November 9, 2015