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anal bead self defense

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.
by pp.penis April 14, 2023
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Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.
Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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Self defensed

Verb. The action of a white man killing a minority with no repercussions by claiming self defense. (Kyle Rittenhouse)
Person 1: I’m going to the BLM protest later today.
Person 2: I hope you don’t get self defensed.
by nefariousone November 23, 2021
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Self Defense

most people is to protect yourself but some is to do it with someone at karate
“he strangled me so i laughed uwu” that is self defense right there
by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022
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Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.
1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true
by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020
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self defense

bro i just commited self defense
by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021
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self defense rape

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.
Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.
by Saddam Huessein the second March 23, 2023
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