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Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
by Soffz84 November 16, 2017
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Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.
Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!
by ingrate October 9, 2012
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Jizz in my pants

The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates prematurely while conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor. Samberg then exits a cinématheque, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in his pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how they easily "jizz in their pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) dying at the end of The Sixth Sense, and ingesting a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.3
by wambulance March 8, 2009
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carbomb in my pants

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants
What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants
by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016
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Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.
Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!
by John232115 September 12, 2011
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cant keep you men genatials in ur pants
“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”
by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017
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jizz in my pants

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.
"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by branine33 December 18, 2008
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