isexual

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

by b to the rizzle May 25, 2007

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep

Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual

by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

Insexual

A sexuality (Although it acts and typically feels more like a mental disorder to the insexual person) where the person cannot have any kind of sexual or romantic relationship due to their lack of comfort when engaging in such activity, similar to how people with OCD would get uncomfortable when faced with a mess, somebody who is insexual would feel uncomfortable when dating someone or having sex with someone, regardless of who or what they identify as biologically, sexually, or preferentially, due to the effect their insexuality has on them. It counts as a sexuality because it isn't a choice, the insexual is born insexual due to genetic reasons, and because it is technically a sexual preference. Not to be confused with indifferentsexual, as it is rude to call somebody a sexuality they are not of, even if they mean to abbreviate the sexuality's actual name. If you wish to say indifferentsexual but do not wish to say the whole name, say indiffrosexual instead, as insexuality means not being attracted to any person, place, or thing sexually or romantically.

"I'm insexual."
"Oh, so you don't care about who it's with?"
"No, I'm not attracted to any(noun) romantically or sexually. It's basically being asexual and aromantic at the same time. You're thinking of indifferentsexuality, or indiffrosexuality."

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 April 24, 2017

IDKSEXUAL

; CONFUSED on what is your sexuality is

“do you like guys or girls”

“im idksexual”

by YOONMINS June 14, 2018

iansexual

One that is physically attracted to Ian Somerhalder regardless of their gender.

Nina Dobrev was drooling over Ian through her phone. Nina was was being iansexual.

by Iknowyourobssedwithme.mgg December 31, 2020

Iansexual

Attracted to Ian Harding

“What’s your sexuality?”
“I’m Iansexual”

by Giada Harding January 7, 2021

iansexual

When you are massively obsessed with Ian Gallagher.

Bro sorry, I’m iansexual.

by Limariiiibars December 31, 2020