Imitatio

When one's lover tries to imitate a blowjob they've seen in a porno

Jim: Dude, my girlfriend and I were watching porn last night and she gave me a blowjob just like the chick in the movie. It was sweet.

Todd: Yeah man, that's imitatio. It's my favorite.

by Ishmail June 2, 2008

Urban Imitation Disease

WHAT IS U.I.D (UID) which typically infects young males. Those infected with UID are struck with an inexplicable urge to imitate everything they see in rap videos or hear in rap music. One of the earliest symptoms of infection is the narrowing of one musical preference to rap and hip hop alone. In this early stage the brain begins to pluck out phrases that are repeated and incorporate them in to the persons every day life and chances the chemical make up of a persons brain I call this the audible stage, in this stage there speech starts to be unrecognizable to the normal population. Person infected will typically use imaginary words like crunk ,wylinout, ballin and prtizzle . These phrases will often be strung to gather in a sentence like form. For example : that partizzle was crunk we was ballin and wylinout of control .Which loosely translates in English to : The party I went to was great I had a wonderful time I got a little drunk I was the life of the party. In the most advanced audible stage there is no recognizable word from the English language. The next stage is the visual stage which starts out will settle changes in dress such as the way one wears there hat or jeans. Their hat bill may be straight but the hat is most definitely turned to the side or to the back often will price sticker still attached .the jeans are usually worn low or sagged. I have found this is a good way to judge how advanced the visual stage is. For example the lower the pants rest, the more advanced the stage. Note, also in the terminal stage there may be 1 to 3 pairs of shorts exposed above the jeans. Once these signs are evident, a diagnosis can be made.

the paul wall kinda guy. someone that has a nice home in a great neighborhood but claims the ghetto life thats is Urban Imitation Disease.

by Adam petrey September 11, 2008

Gay Initiation

It's when someone gives another person the ultimate gay shit test. It's to see if the person claiming to be gay, is in fact a true gay, or just pretending to be gay because he wants to fit in with the popular crowd. The one claiming to be gay lies down on his back on the floor, & the other person of any gender or sexual preference pulls down their pants & squats down over the gay-claiming guy's face, & takes a massive scat right on his face. You know he passed the gay initiation when you see him embrace your shit with complete acceptance & joy. Gays are so use to touching other guys shit when wiping it off of their penis after they penetrated the guys anus. A fake gay will either cry, or beg you to stop.

Guy 1: "Hey Joe, who's that new guy showing up in our bath house? Do you think he's one of us, or just a poser?"
Guy 2: "Not sure. Let's give him the gay initiation to be sure."

by blasphemyislove July 12, 2020

zombie defense initiative (ZDI)

Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?

Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster
Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program
Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead

Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?

Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.

Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.

The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:
ZDI-Boston University
ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison
ZDI-Colby
ZDI-Fairfield University
ZDI-Central Connecticut State University
ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam
ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton
ZDI-Johns Hopkins University
ZDI-University of Pittsburgh
ZDI-Northeastern University
ZDI-Albion
ZDI-Wagner
ZDI-Michigan State
ZDI-SUNY Albany
ZDI-Temple
ZDI-Hobart & William Smith
ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)
ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)
ZDI-Acadia

yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

by Smittzmcgee December 14, 2008

initiative

(n) Responding to peer pressure before your peers are there to pressure you.

The chalupa had been in the fridge for several days; Mike took initiative and ate it for lunch.

by jim bob rad September 3, 2009

initiation week

Noun (IN-ISH-E-A-SHUN)

A time when initiates are hazed or humiliated

Delia: during initiation week we threw Ali out side butt naked! No bra no panties no pants and no shirt. We tied her too and she had to ask a stranger for help!

Hell week embarrassment stripped stripper

by Delia Dreamer February 28, 2014

Imitation

Someone that never quit putting the shit you had in your room as a kid in their room as an adult.

The bubbly girl put glow in the dark stars in her room like her brother had as a kid, thinking that she wouldn't end up by herself if she did that. She thought that glow in the dark stars made somebody a likeable person. Imitation was what drove all the other things in her life that money couldn't buy and power couldn't intimidate, it always had been.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021