IMainAsh

He has 28.3k followers on twitter. He has been noticed by Pokimane 14x and Neekolul 3x. He's hella down bad though and needs some help. He post some great tweets, but also post about the cake of the Rainbow Six Siege Operators, such as, but not limited to Ela and Amaru. He is now known as the "Simp on Twitter." Go follow Shbzz on twitter, as he does have some pretty funny tweets, and makes me smile with the tweets. Also follow me I guess.

Ash mains: "I love"IMainAsh".

Down Bad Patrol: "I know, right?"

Me: "Same, tbh."

by Le_Grzmot On Twitter February 10, 2021

Imaginary Girlfriend

A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.

Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.

by Long June 22, 2005

imagination

1. having the creative spirit and freedom of the mind and body to accomplish one's desires.

2. seeing the world through many perspectives and points of view in hopes of creating a better tomorrow

Spongebob: With Imagination, anything's possible :D

by Squishy McGiggles May 2, 2012

Imagination

a child's way of lying to themselves about the real world

Joey: Hey let's use our imagination powers to lie to ourselves
Kevin: Sure sounds like fun

by Gotapoint October 16, 2020

ILS (imaginary "lats" syndrome)

when someone who is obviosly NOT a body builder is walking with their arms way out beside them and their chest jammed out.

Whats with dickhead?
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)

by noster April 30, 2004

fosters home for imaginary friends

Quite possibly the last remaining kids show on earth that does not suck ass.

"Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is pure owneage."

"Hot toe picker."

by ohsaline August 12, 2006

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019