iguana dick

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

by iguanapenis April 20, 2009

marriage iguanas

Nickname for marijuana that only dope ass mother fuckers use

Hey wanna smoke the marriage iguanas tonight?

by grams👵🏼 April 25, 2015

Iguana

Rulers of the planet Pluto.

I have an imaginary pet iguana called Frank.

by Abi November 28, 2004

Iguana Brain

A loose woman with an extremely low IQ who is the village bicycle of a college town.

Waylan laid the law on a Iguana Brain last night.

by State Street Elite May 21, 2010

Iguana ass

A person with a big round hot ass

"Hot damn she has such an iguana ass!"

by Staroidz February 9, 2018

Iguana

A homosexual who sucks large penis.

John:Yo max is an Iguana
Sahil:Yeah he sucks large penis

by Sahiliswhite April 9, 2019

rusty iguana

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.

Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.

by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 13, 2017