I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019

I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020

I don't speak broke.

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.

Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.

by tmkkmt February 6, 2019

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open.

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak

Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021

I don't speak baguette

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

i don't speak pineapple

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something

The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.

by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009

I don't speak broke

(n) A phrase used mostly by hypebeasts. You aren't allowed to say this unless you own airpods and have waves

Goofy nigga: Hey bro, you like my new earbuds?

*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.

by Chad's Chad February 1, 2019