Is the hottest girl you will ever meet. She is nice, smart, funny, and has surprisingly low standards in who she dates. You will probably never deserve her and you should just hold onto her for as long as possible(before she dies of an eating disorder). Since she is too nice she will lie and say that you are half as amazing as she is. WARNING these are lies.
by Lightskin Jesus January 01, 2018
Iona is the most interesting person you will ever meet. she is somehow emotionally reserved whilst also very analytical and understanding of how you feel- it's almost like she can read minds. She is an irresistible friend with classic beauty and grace combined with this sharp, quick-witted honesty. Though she may be a little awkward, it is well worth your time befriending her due to her fierce loyalty and empathy.
"Hey, I just talked to iona, she really understands me and put a new perspective on my thoughts!"
"I know, she is such a great friend!"
"I know, she is such a great friend!"
by flop fish fish May 21, 2021
A bunch of stuck up bitchy rich girls who think their top shit
their teen mum sluts who are chasing there CBC baby daddies
Born sucking dick and live for beef
their teen mum sluts who are chasing there CBC baby daddies
Born sucking dick and live for beef
Guy 1 - Did you meet up with Bella from Iona on sat?
Guy 2 - Yeah all she did was talk shit then sucked me off
Guy 2 - Yeah all she did was talk shit then sucked me off
by slutpolice May 13, 2019
When you first meet an Iona you will tend to associate her with Kpop, dogs, the colour pink and Todoroki. Little does anyone know Iona is all that and much more! shes pretty, passionate, a great dancer, very active, a spending fanatic and most importantly a great person to hang and just talk to. Trust me if you know an Iona then your one lucky dinosaur!!
A common sentence to say when you meet an Iona for the first time is usually "OMG is that an Iona dancing!! Dang she kinda hella cute no lie"
A common sentence to say when you meet an Iona for the first time is usually "OMG is that an Iona dancing!! Dang she kinda hella cute no lie"
by Leon Tucker June 02, 2020
by Woohooooooooooooooo January 17, 2019
Iona is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet, they won’t agree but they’re beautiful with their blonde hair and bright blue eyes
Iona’s are always cheerful and sometimes a bit cheeky but not so much in the inside, if an iona cares about you, you are lucky because they’ll always put you first no matter what!
Iona’s are always cheerful and sometimes a bit cheeky but not so much in the inside, if an iona cares about you, you are lucky because they’ll always put you first no matter what!
Hey you know iona? We started dating!
What no way man, hold on to her you’ll regret it if you don’t !
What no way man, hold on to her you’ll regret it if you don’t !
by Doorman03 April 17, 2020