ran interference

making a diversion so your mate can score

I ran interference for my bud Paul by playing golf with Richard while Paul was fucking his wife

by Sluggster August 25, 2017

Autocorrect Interference

When the software of a messaging application causes confusion or hampers the readability a sentence by automatically correcting perceived errors. This often results in a textfusion, a fail or gibberish text.

Josh: You want to go to that concert in August?
Michel: If we're not running then walk then yeah.
Josh: I don't know what that means.
Michel: All I'm ear but snow.
Josh: I'm getting some wicked autocorrect interference... i'll call you in a bit.

by Jashole May 19, 2015

Russian Interference

Russian Interference is term for when a man, (usually a Russian), tries to sabotage your plans to have sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend. This may be either through sabotaging you indirectly and in ways you don't realise until it's too late, or a more direct method like opening your bedroom door and coming in naked while you are in the middle of making love.

"My roommate spilled wine on me, I swear he did it on purpose, I had to change my top and when I came back downstairs my boyfriend was nowhere to be seen. Talk about Russian Interference!"
"I arranged a first date with this hot guy, but when I got there, my ex, was sitting next to him. Apparently he just happened to be there and they had just hit it off at the bar? I swear he's hacking my phone dating apps. Fucking Russian Interference right?"

by The_McMeow January 23, 2020

run interference

to provide justification, protection, etc.

The older girl ran interference for their daughter while she set up the prank on their back porch. (example of run interference)

by The Return of Light Joker October 3, 2010

Cisco Interference

When your pregnant next to computers loaded with Cisco.

My baby might be suseptable to cisco interference

by John Paul II October 9, 2006

Fan Interference

A baseball metaphor where a so-called friend cock blocks you.

I was macking with that chick and then Bobby totally came over and committed fan interference. What an asshole!

by Shazam814 December 10, 2009

run interference

When a person steals something from you and you chase after them in order to stop them.

i ran and interfered his ass

by Will May 12, 2004