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Spandex Inquisition

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(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.
Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!

Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!
by Pungo Driver September 3, 2011
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One who, through the ingesting of any number of psychoactive vegetation, explores the humane psyche in search of ancient wisdom and early mans creation of gods.
During a recent bi-monthly mind expansion clinic, I had an epiphany, and realized I had surpassed the Doctoral prerequisite and could now apply for my PH.d as a Pharmacratical Inquisitionist.
by C.J, July 8, 2010
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The Spanish Inquisition

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No expects the Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
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Inquisition

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The contemporary version of a 16th or 17th Century witch hunt. The art of chasing down goths, Wiccans, and/or emos, and beating them mercilessly. Inquisitions are usually undertaken by those who are sick of their "witch shit." Proper garb for a true member of the inquisition is an all black or crimson robe adorned with a cross to drive the heathens away and preventing retaliation. Inquisitors also frequently carry bats, crossbows and sledgehammers to hunt down their quasi undead, soon to be dead prey.
Tonight I am organizing an inquisition, we are going to raid the cafe and the indie bookstore up the street.
by Curtis Lemar April 21, 2010
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Liberal Inquisition

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The purging of conservatives and their ideology. Destroy anyone and their opinions that differ from a liberal ideology. Fascism.
We will have a Liberal Inquisition to gather names of conservative people, politicians and businesses that are against our liberal ideology and hold them accountable!
by Not a Relevant 1 January 11, 2021
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Spanish Inquisition

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Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”
by Han’s blaster February 15, 2023
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the spanish inquisition

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nobody expects it
by martcraft December 25, 2019
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