the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression
I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.
by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008
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1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
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by The Fozzy October 21, 2010
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Person A: "Why were you so sloppy at work tonight? You've been washing dishes for 3 years!"
Person B: "Dude, I felt the stress to impress because of that new, hott salad bar girl working here."
Person B: "Dude, I felt the stress to impress because of that new, hott salad bar girl working here."
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