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Iceturd

A large volume of human excrement that 'fills the pan' and pokes up out of the water. So named as it resembles a dark chocolate version of the large bodies of ice that scatter the oceans in the polar regions. The majority of its bulk being underwater, a solid lump protrudes into clear air space and fills the room with its noxious odor.
"Dude, after that stack of wings and pizza last night, I just laid down an iceturd."

"Excuse me your honor, I'm unable to address parliament this afternoon, I have a desperate need to launch an iceturd upon the high seas." (taken from British prime minister Tony Blair's private diaries)
by Monty Cornwall December 13, 2007
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Icehole

It is a mis-pronounced version of "asshole", from the movie Johnny Dangerously where Roman Moronie used to butcher the English language.
You fargin icehole, I'm going to put your bells in a sling.
by bn880 August 27, 2006
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Iceburg

A Water polo goalie who looks bad but is actually really good and appears out of nowhere when you shoot the ball, therefore "sinking" the other team's hopes of an easy win.
We thought the game would be an easy win but turns out the goalie for their team was an iceburg.
by Weneedmorepeopleonthebirdman September 4, 2009
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icehouse

bar (often without liquor license) that sells beer, wine, and set-ups; in the South, a drinking establishment that may lack exterior walls for an open air effect
Bubba and the Blues Dawgs are playing at Tubby's Icehouse.
by Jen Johnson May 30, 2006
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Iceholed

Under the influence of an injested or inhaled chemical substance. That leaves the person(s) stuck in a known, unknowingly state of mind.
After two days of hot rails. The girls realized they were in a iceholed state. Only moving to go to the bathroom or to cut a rug when their favorite jams played on the boom box.
by Rissababe September 6, 2019
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Icebuzz

1.Ice is a slang for methamphetamine. Icebuzz is the shivering caused by smoking too much meth

2.Icebuzz is also the artist name of Arman Rahnama, a Persian songwriter, rapper and music producer.
I'm really worried about him. He's suffering from icebuzz.
His entire body is shaking for doing non-stop meth.
by Foxphord March 15, 2023
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iceburg turd

When someone defecates and the fecal matter is so large in size it sticks out of the toilet resembeling an iceberg in the ocean.
At McDonald's someone defecated and it stuck out of the toilet like an iceburg turd
by Teabagette January 12, 2005
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