Hell yeah I suck toes!

Affimative response to a question. Or an interjection to an appropriate situation.

"Do you wanna make a beer run?"
"Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Or

"Man I am going to get so shitty tonight. Hell yeah I suck toes!"

by HatesHatesHates March 04, 2010

I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream

Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."

by Isuckhis January 31, 2023

That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

by meatpigeon November 25, 2009

I don’t suck dick

1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.

1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.

2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

by Dr. Weldingstuff April 24, 2017

I will suck your fucking dick

Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used

Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!

by I thou nigga is here June 20, 2019

I like sucking big cocks

something that I like doing because I am gay

straight freind: "what do you do on weekends"

Me, gay asf: "I like sucking big cocks"
my friend that just realized he's gay: "me... too"

by the big pp sucker boi October 10, 2021