I'm on it 

A phrase used by an individual in a group suddenly determined to resolve a task or meaningless puzzle (that the others are too lazy to accomplish), usually in attempt to glorify their image or make them feel valuable to that group.

Girl1: "I wonder what time (movie) is playing tonight..."
Girl2: "We should check the showings."
Guy, trying to impress girls: "I'm on it." *pulls out smartphone and uses movie times app

I'm on it by mattyp1108 January 5, 2011

I'm on a boat 

funny song from snl....was made as a joke to show how any thing can be made into a rap song...or that T-pain repeating what you say will get u rich! either way it became an instand youtube success

Person 1:What's up kendyl!
Person 2:I'm on a boat!

I'm on a boat by Lovebugsman June 2, 2009

I'm on that weird part of youtube. 

It's a comment that has been overused almost to the extent of "An arrow to the knee." It is supposedly posted on videos that are unconventional to the normal video posted. But, usually the video is not that unorthodox and they just use it to get up-voted.

Kittylicklick6969: "I'm on that weird part of youtube."

Me: "Will you please just shut the fuck up."

I'm on that weird part of youtube. by Whydoyoureadthisshit May 31, 2012

I'm on my period 

a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.

Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.

Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.

Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.

etc.

I'm on my period by rayrayg March 24, 2012

I'm on aux 

Someone who is in control of the music at a party/event.

Don't worry, I'm on aux!

I'm on aux by Pluviophilic November 22, 2019

I'm On Yo Neck 

Another way of saying you are on someone's ass

"Nigga I'm On Yo Neck for that ugly ass outfit you got on"

I'm On Yo Neck by PruittTheKid June 23, 2021

I'm on your schedule 

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

I'm on your schedule by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013