Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019

I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 17, 2018

I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis

“Como te llama”
“Oh, i’ll give you my llama”

by BitchAs February 17, 2018

What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

i’ll fly you buy

I’ll fetch if you pay

Need beer? I’ll fly you buy

by Red Racer 2 September 15, 2021

I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

by yourmom5000 May 08, 2022