i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

by rahx April 9, 2015

I'm just here for the nachos

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it

Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!

by Uncle Richard March 18, 2012

I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."

by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019

I'm Walking Here!

"I'm Walking Here" originated from the game "VR Chat" when a YouTuber and Player named Jameskii walked on in a raid with players dressed as Penguins and screaming "I'm Walking Here!!"

*person walks in front of penguin*
Penguin: EYY I'M WALKING HERE!
Intellectual: No shut up

by Oofmania May 8, 2018

I'm just here for my cardio

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.

sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car

by Gabrial duffey October 8, 2022

I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

by ewol May 30, 2007

i've been there i've came back i'm still here

The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.

Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.

Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).

John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.

He knows what's up.

by Sir. Sacksalot April 30, 2011