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im.god.and.your.a.hoe

im.god.and.your.a.hoe Is the hottest guy on this planet. He is also god and must be worshipped by all. He owns the best cat in the world <3. Will definitely be a cat dilf one day
Have you seen im.god.and.your.a.hoe, NO?! YOUR MISSING OUT SHEEEESH

OH GOD IM COOMING 

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November
Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

Im a trap god 

You are really into "traps"
See trap for more details
That kid over there keeps saying im a trap god, but we all know what he REALLY means
Im a trap god by Thebigspooky March 30, 2020

im a child of god 

Was a hoe or is one now
Im a child of god I don’t do that.
im a child of god by Trillgod October 29, 2017

Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

"I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"