Hypoteni

(Hi-POH-teh-nye) People that insist on taking the longest possible route when crossing the street (i.e. the hypotenuse), rather than the shortest.

Sittin' in my car, watching all these hypoteni take up all my time...

by OliviaBishop October 7, 2012

Hymenic

Pure, as in not-yet-penetrated by a penis, kosher

"Man! That snow looks so hymenic"

by Kadeu March 22, 2012

Hypodelic

An extremely energetic person who appears to have boundless energy and zest for life. Very active and eternally cheerful.

she was hypodelic
he behaved in a hypodelic manner

by morleykat August 8, 2013

Hypornicated

The act of watching porn while high and stoned

"Damn, Bob did hypornicated again"

by advar February 2, 2022

Hypornicated

Someone who’s hyper af in the friend group and is addicted to jacking off to a variety of porn

Guy: bro let’s not hang out with Jacob tonight he’s a bit of a hypornicated dude
Other guy: yeah I agree

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022