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hyphen-American 

the suffix applied to terms for non-white ethnic groups (i.e. African-American) to indicate that American it's describing is different from other Americans-- because as everyone knows, "American" is an ethnicity. And if one is not WASP, he isn't deserving of the singular appellation, and must have a stupid prefix slapped onto it before it's considered "accurate".

origin: the United States' incompetency when addressing its diversity.
Mr. Smith is a citizen of the US and is of German descent. Therefore he is American.

Mrs. Johnson is a citizen of the US and is of English descent. Therefore she is American.

Mr. Obama is a citizen of the US and is of partial African descent. Therefore he is-- wait, what was that? That one would actually be African-hyphen-American.

Hyphen Head 

A specific individual whom is in some way a pest and/or disturbance to society. A hyphen head can involve selfishness, arrogance or just being an overall hyphen. The term hyphen head can also be used to regard any living being no matter what the circumstance.

In other words a hyphen head can be named to anyone and can be interpreted in a positive, negative or neutral way.

A hyphen head is also commonly used when someone is "Dogging the boys" as the term hyphen head is mostly used by the fellas.

The word hyphen head originated in the vicinity of South Yarra in Melbourne. It came from the word "dickhead" which was used by the man himself, Jarrad Dousa. Jarrad Dousa liked to use the word dickhead a fair bit. He used to say the word "Dickhead" with a little gap between dick and head. So the spelling became "Dick-Head" which also translates to Dick Hyphen head. And that is where the word came from.

The word hyphen head can also be used as simply naming someone as a "Hyphen".
"Jesus Clarky, you're the biggest hyphen head going around."
"Fak the ticket inspectors are a bunch of hyphen heads."
"You farken hyphen"
Hyphen Head by GunM8 June 4, 2017

Hyphen duphenator

the rubber gripping from a pen when used as an airtight connection between the base containing water and the arm of a smoking device.
The hyphen duphenator should be a snug fit inside the hole of the base and fit tightly around the outside of the smoking piece to ensure an airtight seal without the need for glue or tape.

Hyphen hitler 

The grammar nazi of all grammar nazis. Will never let one typo or mispelling get away from humiliation and execution. The leader of all grammar nazis. The master of the grammar race
My budy isnt a grammar nazi. He's hyphen hitler. He hunts down missing commas and typos like jews in 1943. One slip of the finger and hes got the typo gestapo all over you.
Hyphen hitler by Bigfacevinny November 6, 2019

Hyphen Siphon 

Fellatio performed on a small penis.
When asked about giving a hyphen siphon to the Asian guy, she said it was like drinking wasabi through a straw.
Hyphen Siphon by David B Weingarten September 25, 2011

Hyphen-whore 

One who, when writing, has the habit of hyphenating words that do not require hyphenation.
Jack is such a hyphen-whore. I proofread the first paragraph of his paper and found words like "lack-luster", "fully-blown", and "non-existent".