Hetasexual

A hetalian who is attracted to other Hetalians/Hetalia characters

Person 1: I have the biggest crush on doitsu...
Person 2: You must be a hetasexual then...

by surayya122 April 1, 2015

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005

Hugsexual

When an individual finds hugs more stimulating than actual sexual activity. Usually forces hugs onto unwilling victims. Who they hug are of unimportance: girls, boys, animals, trees, etc.

Sarah - Jesus, Eric's hugged everyone at this party... Is he already drunk?

Jeff - Nah, he's just Hugsexual.

by EnriquePDF January 6, 2011

homasexual

An extremely extremely gay person. They do gay things and they exceed regular gayness. It usually pertains to an actually nongay person that jus does some "gay" things alot.

Man, Scott is such a homasexual he keeps touchin that kid over there.

by Chizzle June 11, 2006

Hasexual

Any person who identifies with the sexuality of Has.

This means that they are physically and sexually attracted to youtuber Has19 and often imagine themselves within deep sexual fantasies with them.

Invalid person: Hey man what you doing standing there
Hasexual: Dude you're invading my thoughts of Has19 choking me and sucking me off

by Hasexual April 18, 2022

hoesexual

A person who has no qualms with fucking a person with no regard for sexual orientation, gender,mental faculties, or lifestyle.

That person is always having intercourse.

Oh them. They're just hoesexual.

by Gentleman01 September 5, 2016

Hexasexual

A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.

Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity

Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.

by KansasKitten March 15, 2010