humpback whale lover

someone who no one likes at all! the humpback whale humper is annoying and no one will Humpback this person becuz of his/her looks and smell

(a horney person with no one to have sex with) wants something to hump him/her back

guy1wow look at that guy other there

guy2 yeah it looks like he is trying to hard

guy3 what a humpback whale lover

by maggie pain March 21, 2010

humpback whale

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other.

Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were humpback whale’n all the way back home.

by indysolo August 14, 2014

Humpback Salute

When one male gives it to a chick doggy style, but is upside down. Once she starts moaning (like a humpback) you signal in a friend, who when you pull out shoves it in her ass. Then you start again by licking her pussy.

Dave and me gave Lisa a humpback salute she'll never forget!

by Charlie Blandstone August 26, 2009

Humpback Whale Hug

Violently hugging another person, complete with pelvic thrust. Strong sexual connotation.

I gave Amy a humpback whale hug the other day; good for me, creepy for her.

by TallyFootballhead December 30, 2011

Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End

Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.

by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken

We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling

by cytobomb November 4, 2022