Humbertoing

Humberto Is a the fag in the friend group who thinks he is the leader, but is a pussy beta-cuk mail. He likes men and having power trips.

why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?

Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.

by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019

Humberto

A fake ass hoe

Should we invite Humberto? No he’ll just play fortnite

by Tocoolfoeyou March 10, 2018

Humberto'd

Being as badass as possible at any given time.

Me: i hate gears of war 3!
Humberto: i just won with out you :)
Me: OMG you just Humberto'd
Humberto: -_-;

by HorsePenis.mpeg September 9, 2011

Humberto

Humberto is very kind. He's very romantic but no one appreciates him for that, or anything else. He's also a good friend and has your back for anything.

Humberto gets rejected by girls left and right.

by Elgoat69 February 7, 2022

huberta

Huberta is the most prettiest girl. She has long legs. She is 5’7. She has the most adoring personality. Her humor is kind of confusing but dark and light at the same time. She is a cancer. She enjoys corny things (picnics, Ferris wheel, walks on the beach, day or night) She carries her own weight of being her own friend. She talks a lot about herself yet people know nothing about her. Huberta is good by herself yet she wants to meet people. She is a pimp. She is a queen. She is beautiful. She is HUBERTA.

Huberta is the best friend anyone, including the President, could have.

“Yo you friends with Huberta.??!? You got a good one right there!”

by ijustcamebackfromthedead December 6, 2021

humbertfree

.....to be free of humbert. he is a man whore. stay away from n e thing related to the word humbert that stutters. aka....matt

im finally humbertfree....YAY!!!

by Bo Lippert October 20, 2006

Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".

As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.

by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013