Human Cigarette Butt

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

human constructs

Ideas made up and carried out by humans for purpose of clarification, that actually don't exist.

Money is a human construct because it is given value, and without its given value it wouldn't be worth anything.

Human Constructs make up man things...

by Aspekt December 28, 2006

Humaira

A person who deserves the best in the world. I want her to be happy. Loyal, funny, reliable, and the bestest firend a person could ever ask for. I'm sorry.

humaira is a loyal person.

by Anoonymous6789 October 6, 2020

Human Whisk

0 in the pink, 20 in the stink, simple as that. You’ll look like the kitchen appliance when enacted successfully.

Did you hear about Sarah’s asshole? Jack gauged it when he performed the human whisk.

by The Human Whisk September 15, 2019

Human Garbage

n; a person who is absolutely worthless.

The smack daddy is a piece of human garbage. Or, when did you become such a worthless piece of human garbage.

by Anonymous1544 October 11, 2008

human race

A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.

"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."

by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014