Mark Hoffman

A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.

From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.

Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<

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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support

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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.

by Reckless Dragon November 10, 2009

hoffman special

Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.

Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.

by killa killa z December 1, 2010

Dustin Hoffman

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.

Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!

by dottielover October 21, 2009

Hoffmann

The correct spelling of Hoffman. It's always better with 2 N's.

Wow, why does that douche only spell his last name with one N and not 2, it's supposed to be HOFFMANN?

by cchoffy55 June 24, 2009

sid hoffman or sid frenchman

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

by linzoy August 26, 2003

Wild Hoffman

A guy that goes around smacking other guys on the ass in return for something.

Gimme some seltzer or imma pull a wild hoffman on you.

by Fuc! September 12, 2009

hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

by PACELITE September 3, 2006