Howler

A sporting term used to describe a particularly terrible piece of play, usually due to the stupidity of a single player. A howler is not incurred through bad luck or even poor play, but rather through absolute amateurish hopelessness. A howler in soccer for example would be if a completely unmarked goalkeeper who was under no pressure inexplicably fumbled a simple ball into the path of an opponent who subsequently scored.

Did you blokes see Jerzy Dudek drop that ball into the path of Diego Forlan?? Mate that clown is a dead set howler merchant.

by dragons_redv March 14, 2009

holzweiss

A special breed of Germans who are dyslexic, monotone, and trying to sleep with their roommates.

Man I fucking hated living in that apartment. My roommate was such a holzweiss!

by savior of sunshine February 16, 2023

Howlin' Wolf

A "Howlin' Wolf", also known as a "Chester Arthur Burnett" (1910 - 1976), was a blues musician who stood like Goliath and squealed like a banshee. One critic described his voice as "the sound of God trying to pass a kidney stone while running over elephants with a bulldozer". George Lucas has often calimed that the character of Darth Vader was created to be a less badass version of Howlin' Wolf. Mr. Wolf paved the way for many of the big, sweaty, black men in the business today. That said, you owe him big, Biggie.

That guy is almost as badass as Howlin' Wolf.

Last night my woman and I made sweet love to the eargasmic sounds of Howlin' Wolf.

by WhiteGuilt May 28, 2009

hoodrat howl

When a criminal in the hood is rightfully sentenced due to their crimes, the hood rat howl is the sound that the thugs family always exhibits when they are held responsible for their actions. It starts with some crying, but quickly turns into screaming expletives at the judge, victims family ect. for no reason, but the resulting sound is not very coherent.

Judge: Due to the extremely violent nature of the crime and the defendants previous felony's, he shall be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

Criminals Family: <Hoodrat Howl>

by disownedpear October 30, 2018

Howl

Howl is the person everyone fucking wants in their life to be their fucking lover ffs he's perfect. If your not howl, move aside.

I wish I had a howl with me.

Same I want a howl too.

by Kaokoamfs April 27, 2020

Howl Pendragon

The hottest man to walk this earth

"Your gay right?"
"yea.."
"then why do you have a body pillow of Howl Pendragon?"
"Shut the fuck up"

by 6feetinyourmom November 14, 2021

Slobby Howler

A blowjob except both cry during and after, its a mistake.

I was so depressed last night I gave him a Slobby Howler.

by Pog Bamba December 3, 2020