Hotpocket

When one proceeds to make a hot pocket... fuck it... cum inside and then eat the hot pocket

Guys i just did a hotpocket and it was fuckin amazing.

by Hotpockets-r-us September 28, 2009

hotpocket

When an erect penis bends sideways and pokes out of or nestles into the pocket of his pants.

Girl 1: I was rubbing on my boyfriends penis, and it was sort of sticking into his pocket, sideways.
Girl 2: That's called a hotpocket.

by herenorthere April 11, 2008

hotpocket

Mult. definitions: a, where you stick a body part into someones shoulder for warmth when its cold and rub. b, rubbing on someones shoulder to produce sexual bliss.

girl: I'm cold.
guy: here use my hotpocket
or
:why are you rubbing on my shoulder?
:jizzed in my pants

by Keef rhymes with beef March 7, 2009

hotpocket

anyone or thing that pops wood.

check the hotpocket over by the bar.

by joeski March 9, 2004

Hotpocket

An overheated pocket due to an expandable, solar powered microwave found in ones pocket.

Young Daniel suffered from "Hotpocket" when he left his expandable, solar powered microwave in his pocket for much too long.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

Hotpocket

Get a condom,take a poo inside it then heat it up and then you can use it for whatever you want

Boy : I put my hotpocket in her ass

by Bigpenisstuckinavagina February 15, 2017

Hotpocket

Two midgets shitting into a bucket

“Hey dave I went gone and saw my Roomate and his friend shitting in a bucket”

“Oh you mean they were having a hotpocket”

by Yeeyeeboiiii November 25, 2021