A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.
"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
by LexiSays December 2, 2011
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The insanity that occurs in the general public when frozen flake-shaped water is predicted to fall from the sky. Normally, the correct response when hearing about snow is to drive immediately to your nearest grocery store and buy 400 gallons of water and enough milk, bread, and eggs to feed a small sovereign nation, because obviously 1/4 inch of snow equals the next 100,0000-year-long ice age, and obviously with the glaciers ringing your doorbell, you won't be able to go anywhere!
Snow hysteria is a common occurence in Texas; has been known to be spotted elsewhere (New Jersey & Pennsylvania specifically).
Snow hysteria is a common occurence in Texas; has been known to be spotted elsewhere (New Jersey & Pennsylvania specifically).
Person 1: Jesus, why does this supermarket look like Times Square on NYE?
Person 2: Oh, they predicted 1/4 inch of snow, thus the snow hysteria.
Person 2: Oh, they predicted 1/4 inch of snow, thus the snow hysteria.
by lancelot323 January 3, 2009
Get the snow hysteria mug.H-Troll a troll whose trolling is fueled by irrational fear, belief or hysteria. H-Trolling is an abbreviation of Hysteria Trolling. Trolling based on irrational beliefs or fears for the purpose of convincing others to adopt their irrational fears or beliefs.
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Stephanie or other friend nearby: "Oh God, she's going into hysteria again! Get the medication!"
Stephanie or other friend nearby: "Oh God, she's going into hysteria again! Get the medication!"
by Erika January 8, 2005
Get the hysteria mug.A type of behavious often exhibited upon first contact with David Belle; may cause a person to dress, talk - and, in extreme cases - assume the ego of said David. Condition generally wears off within a few months of non-David-contact time, but person still carries exaggerated opinions of David Bell and his exploits opinions of David Belle and his exploits
Drury : Whys tom dressing like that, he used to look like a hippie
Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria
Drury: haha of we've all been there
Louis: Ahmen Brother
Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria
Drury: haha of we've all been there
Louis: Ahmen Brother
by AESIM November 2, 2008
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