horseshoe up her ass

To be extremely lucky, either by escaping an otherwise gruesome fate, or by living an easy life.

"Horseshoe up his ass" has the same meaning for a man.

If Paris Hilton didn't have a horseshoe up her ass, she'd be just another crackwhore on Skid Row.

by hesby August 27, 2009

horseshoe sandwich

an open-face sandwich that originates Springfield Illinois. It consists of Texas toast, covered in meat (usually beef), freedom (french) fries and then cheese sauce (traditionally Welsh Rarebit cheese sauce but chedder or american cheese sauce is just as good) The fries and cheese layeres can be switched in order as they usually ooze togethor anyway.

The horseshoe sandwich is a must have in central Illinois. If you want a half order, call it a ponyshoe

by northendwhitetrash March 28, 2007

the horseshoe

1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once
2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).
3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.

Those two dirty sluts let me put them in the horse shoe! Holla!

by C-$ AKA C-Murder November 13, 2003

Horseshoe Wrap With A Triangle Tap

An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.

Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.

by Wife of Custos December 23, 2008

inverted horseshoe kick

another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.

its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.

max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.

by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009

Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

by shockalala July 19, 2014