Hornery

A portmanteau of horny and ornery.

Not getting laid in awhile caused him to become mad hornery.

by sixsixtysix September 25, 2020

Hornery

Cranky or irritable due to sexual frustration. A playful mash-up of horny and ornery, describing someone who’s testy, edgy, or moody when in need of intimacy.

“She’s not hangry, she’s just hornery because it’s been awhile”.

“After a week of camping with his pals, Bob came home feeling downright hornery”.

by Bobo the clown August 17, 2025

ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.

"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."

by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

james horner

Causing eargasms since 1953

I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions

by noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 30, 2011

horner man

someone who you cheat on ur spouse with. commonly used by people from the island of trinidad and tobago.

de horner man run outa de house

by nea_nea August 5, 2008

Hornely

The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.

That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.

by Jimbert September 30, 2016

horney

the misspelling of horny..dumbass.

by Anonymous March 1, 2003