Hornswoggle

A derogatory name for one of the newest initiates of the fighter pilot community

Hornswoggle couldn't fly BFM, refuel, or make corn!

by ROCC December 23, 2008

hornswoggled

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.

by Harry Baltzak September 5, 2016

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion

Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!

by dude007 August 26, 2008

Hornswoggle

A very annoying little man who has glass ankles and screams like a bitch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s.

That wee cunt Hornswoggle ruined 5s again on Sunday

by The Horrible Count December 15, 2008

horndoggler

an object resembling a corn dog, but consists of a sausage link wrapped in pancake batter.

John Paul: "Momma I'm hungry!"
Missy: Well go and get you one of them horndogglers out of the freezer then."

by thepinkstripe March 14, 2009

Hornswoggle

A small asian child

check out that hornswoggle

by van Handels May 28, 2015

horndoogled

A verb meaning to swindle, bilk, fool, or otherwise take advantage of someone. Usually used in a humorous or non-serious context.

That guy charged you 250 bucks for a half ounce of this shit?! You got horndoogled my friend.

by mithrandir November 23, 2013