hoberg

Hooooooooooberg...a man who defies gravity on the pole. Strength of 10,000 Clays. Man who has seen many balls. The legend has it that his heart will forever belong to Sadie.

Announcer: First place goes to...
Crowd: Hoooooooooooberg (aka Hoberg)

by Bertha's Army September 27, 2013

calvin and hobbes

A comic that kicks as much ass as the other comic book I want so much.

Calvin and Hobbes rocks!

by TanooKirby June 1, 2003

calvin and hobbes

Defintely the best comic ever written! Bill Watterson is a pimp!

I have many calvin & hobbes tattoo's :)

by CaLviN May 22, 2003

Herbed Chicken

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011

Hogbeetle

A obese ugly girl who doesn’t shut up and is oblivious to anything and everyone around them.

Ew that fucking HogBeetle just looked in my direction.

by Jacob Impola August 2, 2020

get hobbed

Getting Fucked

Zito would get hobbed if his arm were ripped off.

by SanosukeDA October 2, 2017

Mr. Herbert

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

by pushi kuratz June 30, 2008