hoopty squad

Originally formed by 5 adolescent boys who would make trips to Target in a elder's beater. The group has grown to include 13 Northeast Ohio college- aged men that routinely party together. They have developed close ties and have loyalty to each other and beer.

We party at wards, rons, and the boneyard, basically wherever we can drink peacefully.

by Randy P. Newman May 1, 2005

hoopty stop

When a hoopty comes to a stop, and the worn springs nose dive under braking, and then begin to bounce up and down, long after the vehicle has come to a complete stop. Usually, emmitting a loud metal-to-metal squeaking and groaning sound because the rubber spring isolators have long since been eroded away.

This may be accompianied by a subsequent stall, and backfire, with or without smoke, and/or a radiator shooting steam out of the grille.

See Movie: Uncle Buck

We were at the local cruise in, when everyone started laughing at this 80's land yacht that pulled off a wicked hoopty stop. The driver thought he was cool, pretending he had hydraulics, but it was really lame.

by KRASH! July 26, 2007

hoopty

cheap, beat up car - originated with a dude named hoopty in dc who ran a used car lot. lots of young dudes there got their first car (cheap and beat up) from hoopty

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Hoopty

A busted-ass gas-guzzling automobile. A big, old, rusty motherfucker that resembles a loud rusty 4-wheeled version of the fuckin "Love Boat" coming around a corner. Usually occupied by a bunch of wannabe gangsta's.

Busta #1: I'll sell you my hoopty for 5 dollars.
Busta #2: $5 for that bucket?!

by O.G. WILLAKER February 9, 2005

hoopty

An enormous boat of a vehicle usually sported by ghetto queens or hick adolescents. Almost always appears in lime or puke green, although bondo is my favorite look. The lack of power steering makes this dinosaur turn like a son of a gun! When seen in ghetto queen fashion, add 8-12 kids piled in every square foot of this gentle giant.

Known for incredibly loud mufflers... if any.

" Is big momma back from da' store with my hoopty?"

"Nice hoopty... Josh"

by Saysitlikeitis March 18, 2004

hoopty

any vehicle that is in such bad shape that it defies all laws of physics that it even is operable. When taken to the quickie oil change place, the manager tells you to keep the oil and change the car!

Hey Larry, you still drivin' that hoopty?

by bamacuda June 30, 2008

Hoopty

A piece of shit car.

That dude thinks he's cool in that hoopty.

by Bootch143 May 21, 2011