Hooner

When you can’t say dick cause your mother/father will beat your ass

I’m gonna grab your hooner and pull it over your head

by Josh Newman May 21, 2018

Hooner

Taking an L, doing/saying something extremely stupid or unpopular.

My friend thinks tits are better than ass, he’s having a hooner.

by legs that happen to be long August 21, 2022

Hooners

another word for underwear or panties

Ryan’s father always packs him an extra pair of hooners so he never has to go to the school office when he releases a proper stinker.

Are we still meeting up at the hoon shack tonight?

by ms.haught January 9, 2024

Hooner

A music track that is renowned for being terrible but provides novelty and entertainment because its so bad that it’s actually good!

Easy geez, you heard Darius - Colourblind? ‘Yeah course mate, it’s an absolute hooner!’

by s_q15 April 14, 2022

Hooner

When you elbow someone else's stomach while you jerk off

Do you want a hooner?

by IsAiAh_LoVe69 January 12, 2019