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Hooner

Taking an L, doing/saying something extremely stupid or unpopular.
My friend thinks tits are better than ass, he’s having a hooner.
by legs that happen to be long August 21, 2022
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hooner hole

Any filthy, unkept, and rancid hole belonging to a ratty, chihuahua lookin-ass, dusty, street hooker.
Yo bro, I met this shorty at the club last night, and she started dancing on me. Afterward I had a stain on my pants that smelled like rotting flesh, I think she must have rubber her hooner hole on my leg!!
by SuperUglyPerson May 10, 2023
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Hooter nub

Basically, a nipple.
As for the origin of it, in the anime called "No Game No Life", Sora, the main character, played a game of word chain, and he said "chikubi", which is "nipple" in Japanese, so the translators had to come up with a word that links "beach" and "bikini", and that's what they created.
At the bar:
- Damn, look at dem hooter nubs over there
- I know, mate, just leave it to me, and we'll have some threesome in no time
by InfiniteNarwhal December 27, 2018
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Long Hooker

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009
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Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
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hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.
<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?
by tomayto July 6, 2009
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Hooker Tooth

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
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