Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.

by aquilla_sky December 17, 2012

Going full-on honey badger

To go nuts, or to become suddenly aggressive.

"We were having a nice conversation, and then he went full-on honey badger, cursing about my stance."

"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."

by Leona Loots December 24, 2011

honeybuggers

Gangly people who jams geetly to my brain with flompous rhythms.

"Those honeybuggers sure are kickin' it tonight, ain't they Agnes?"

by Jane Toodelscoop August 4, 2007

Honey Badger

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!

by Squaids187 July 7, 2010

Honeybadgering

The act of living life without giving a single fuck about anything, also is used for ignoring women to make them want you even more. Is based on the fact that honey badgers don't give any fucks

"I'm talking to this girl and I think there's another guy she's talking to as well"
"Nah don't worry dude just be honeybadgering that hoe and she'll be all over that dick in no time"

by T $$$$$ Swag February 13, 2013

Jumped the honey badger

1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.

"Have you seen that video of that kid-"

"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."

by Golden Eagle Public Relations October 8, 2011

Honey Badger

(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.

That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!

by PRG27 October 24, 2014