Honey Nut Scooters

A name for a person who eats smegma, a honey nut, as a daily event.

Kyle is such a Honey Nut Scooters. He has honey nuts every day for breakfast.

by KHop October 23, 2007

honey-nut shet bag

something to call someone of something you really dont like: a combo of words meaning nothing important
somewhat of a joke when used with friends

oh my god you asshole you are such a honey-nut shet bag!

by iamyounow January 16, 2008

Honey Nut Lame-o's

Someone or something so lame that they named a breakfast cereal after it.

Mia: "That Trevor guy is so lame!"
Tracy: "Yeah, I bet he ate a big bowl of Honey Nut Lame-o's for breakfast!"

by Hurley1111112 July 14, 2011

Taste Like Honey Nut Cheerios

A fine light-skinned beauty. She looks so good you can already taste her goodies. You can already tell that if you obtain the opportunity to have sexual relations with this girl she will taste exactly like Honey Nut Cheerios.

1Person: Man I'm not lying she taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
2Person: Damn.... She's that fine? Show me a pic.
1Person: Just look.
2Person: Hell muthafuckin yeah!!! She definitely taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
1Person: I only get with bad bitches. I told you!!!!!!!

by Itsreallyhowitisthough January 10, 2013

honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

honey roasted nuts

The act of dipping a males nuts in a jar of honey and teabag a girl. HAVING BEES IS A MUST. This was created by josh and emerson.

Mollie: Fuck last night sucked!!
Amber:Why?
Mollie:He let the bees go on me...honey roasted nuts!

by thebeeguys September 13, 2010

Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016