Homotextual

Generally guys, but may also refer to girls in a non-negative connotative form, who are constantly texting others of the same sex in a nonchalant matter generally leading to nowhere.

Jr: Ayy man what are you doing?
Rolo: I'm texting Christian.
Jr: About what?
Rolo: I dk, i just felt like texting him
Jr: You're always texting other guys. You're such a homotextual!!!

by SortaTaken93 April 12, 2009

homotexual

when someone of the same sex sends you way too many text messages.

"dude, aaron has sent me like six text messages since lunch!"

"aaron is such a homotexual!"

by pistola pete October 21, 2008

homotextual

(adj.) term used to describe a text message or texting interchange with a person of the same gender

"I heard texting was a great way to flirt with the ladies. Unfortunately most of my texts lately have been homotextual in nature."

by Mike Blanco March 24, 2008

homotextual

when a person (generally male) is on his phone all day texting and ignoring others around him.

Matt! Will you get off that damn phone and stop being such a homotextual!

by cBlunted May 1, 2008

Homotextual

A male who engages in text messages with another man in a gay manner but is not actually gay.

Russ texted Matt to come sit on his face, but has no intentions of actually doing it. He’s such a homotextual

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.

"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007

Flaming Homosexuals

Any of the Jonas Brothers Any member of the band the Jonas Brothers. You can always tell a Jonas Brother by their rings and their air of douche baggery.

The Jonas Brothers are Flaming Homosexuals.

by Monkeytronchris December 26, 2009