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False and Homosexual 

A more fancier way of saying 'fake and gay'.
Guy 1: I sooo hacked my friends phone yesterday! Wanna know what I did? I changed the date and time! Haha!
Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.
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homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.
Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.
homisexual by Donwauu December 12, 2017

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion 

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.
Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

Heteroromantic homosexual 

A person who is romantically attracted to the opposite sex but sexually attracted to the same sex
A heteroromantic homosexual girl wants to date guys but have sex with women.

Homosexual 

Carl: you homosexual

You: *are gay*
Homosexual by FuckADuck6669 May 25, 2018

holosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)
Person 1: Look at that persons holo collection!
Person 2: They must be a holosexual

raging homosexual 

A person that is strictly homosexual. They do not stray from that curvy path.
Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.
raging homosexual by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004